You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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