I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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