i just had sex bonerless
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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