My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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