What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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