So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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