if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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