The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Randomize
