i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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