Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
