if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
