john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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