Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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