why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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