I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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