That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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