My nipple is on Facebook.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I am naked and annoyed.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
