is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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