Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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