check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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