wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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