So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He did a backflip because drugs
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