Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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