Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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