you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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