So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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