how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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