You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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