As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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