so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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