This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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