The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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