drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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