ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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