yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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