ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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