I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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