i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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