doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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