with your own penis?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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