This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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