He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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