You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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