im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
His nipple licking is glorious
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