you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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