i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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