how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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