just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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