Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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