Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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