that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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