I wannas sexs uuuuu
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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