My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Your face is a jimmy john
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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